HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:
1. Pour out how much you think you need.
(( Getting that Portal ask suddenly has me wanting there to be some sort of Portal / Discworld crossover where the player has to navigate through L-Space and Hex keeps promising them meat pies ))
I need one of those rubber wrist bands with, like, WGWBOKWTS?: “Would Granny Weatherwax Be Okay With This Shit?”
by Paul Kidby
I love how the Discworld tag is always just unashamedly wonderful, from the people who’ve just started reading to the people posting their amazing cosplays or hand painted models of the luggage to the posts that are just quotes - it makes me happy.
me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm*
me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE
all the other kids with the
better run, better run
We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.